Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men so don’t sue me.

This is my first try at a songfic so please review!!! This is set to the song Princes and Frogs by Superchick.

Wanda sat in her room, just listening to a cd and thinking.

You hate men, that’s what you say and I understand how you feel that way

The only guy in Bayville that’s even remotely interested in me smells like garbage.

All girls dream of fairy tales, but what you’ve got’s like a used car salesman

How come almost every cute guy in school is a jerk?

Trying to conceal what’s wrong behind the smile and the song
And I’m not saying that boys are not like that.

No joke!

But I think you should know that some of us will grow because

Why do I even bother with men? They’re so immature.

All princes start as frogs, all gentlemen as dogs
Just wait till it’s plain to see what we’re growing up to be

Frogs? Uhg, don’t remind me!

Cause some frogs will still be frogs, and some dogs will still be dogs

I wonder if he’ll ever grow up? Maybe…

But some boys will become men, just don’t kiss us till then

Eww! A little late for that! Man did his breath stink!

You found him, that’s what you said and we all want you to feel that way

Maybe that boy that asked me out in third period is the one. Who knows?

The frog you’ve got seems cute enough to kiss,
And maybe frogs seem like that’s all there is

How come I’ve got such rotten luck? It’s so not fair that every other girl in town has a boyfriend but me?

But just because you haven’t found you’re prince yet, dosen’t mean he’s still not a prince yet.

What do they know! I’m fine on my own, it’s just so lonely though…

What if your prince comes riding in while you’re kissing a frog, what’s he gonna think then

No. Why do I keep thinking about him! I don’t like him, do I?

So look into his eyes, are you a princess or a fly?

That’s deep.

All princes start as frogs, all gentlemen as dogs
Just wait till it’s plain to see what we’re growing up to be

Maybe he’s not so bad. He did save my life, and if I left, he’d follow.
Could he… No. it’s not possible.

Cause some frogs will still be frogs, and some dogs will still be dogs

He is better than the other guys I’ve been out with. I guess there’s something between us after all.

But some boys will become men, just don’t kiss us till then.

The kiss wasn’t really all that bad either. I guess I’ll give him a chance, who knows what could happen?

Toad: (crashing thru the door) Sorry cuddlebumps! I didn’t mean to do it this time.

Starting tomorrow.