J: Hello! This is Jay reporting liiive from the Xavier Institute. Hey Rogue? What's happening?
R: Argh hi ... nothing is really happening. I am just spared of Logan lessons.
J: Tell us Rogue, why exactly don't you like Jean and Scott?
R: Look little Miss Perfect and I are completely different. She is popular and uptight and I am alternative. She acts like she knows what I am going through but no one understands. No one in this entire world know what it is like to not be able to touch. I won't be able to know what it is like to touch.
J: What if you evolved and were able to touch?
R: Psh! I'd give all those jerks out there who messed around with me a nice kick in the groin!
J: Lol! So what about Scott?
R: I can't get close to him. He is Jean's boyfriend and she gets jealous when the last time I gave him a sweeter. He is alright but he has to loosen up. I swear it's as if he is some robot!
J: So you don't have your eyes on Scott? What about Gambit?!
K: Yeah! What about Gambit!
R: Ugh! Kitty what are you doing here?
J: My source says that you and Gambit share a lip-locking!
K: Yeah and he also calls you "cherie"
R: Now you have been spyin' on me?! First of all your source is gonna lend in an infirmary! Second of all those episodes are on air yet! Third of all, I was under control! There is no way I would undergo this metallic transformation. I look like some iron clad toaster!
J: Do you think you have any relationship with Gambit?
R: The guy nearly blew my head off with his card tricks.
K: Come on Rogue! You know you liikkke him!
R: Ugh! Stop imitating the cheese whiz commercial!
J: Would you rather be locked in a room with Jean or locked in room with a Teletubby?!
R: AH!!! None!!!! Jean, are you crazy I'd be screaming and kicking at the door. As for the Teletubby, there is no one I am gonna be in a room with a singing and dancing FREAK OF NATURE!!! Unless somehow it learn some Marilyn Manson song or whatever. You can't pay me to do this!
K: So Rogue, since we are gal pals and roommates and all, what is up with your clothing line? I don't even get as much clothing and yours is so rad! We have to go shopping.
R: What do you mean clothing line? I never agree to anything?!
J: Hehe well...
R: You've been free loading my clothes!
J: I didn't do it! I swear! It was Kitty! She snuck your clothes to me to model it off for the Site.
R: AAA!!!!! I want 25% of the profit!!!!!!
J: Er ... the site is non-profited. However I could hmm let's say bash Jean some more.
R: Alright as long as I get everything back.
K: So what is your favorite card in a 52 deck?
R: Easy, King of - Hey!!!! You're trying to get me to say King of Hearts because it was the one that Gambit gave you.
J: Calm down Rogue, I think Sabretooth's anger management personality thing is getting to your head! That's all the time I have today! I'll be back for session two tomorrow!
Day Two:
*I am back again at the Xavier Institute. I managed to get by security and I am currently in the backyard watching the students do their training session*
Scott: WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Scott blasts the flying frizzbee into dust*
J: Note to self, never make an appointment during training sessions.
R: Hey Jay, what ar you doing here?
J: Err Rogue we were scheduled for the second interview today.
R: Oh yeah, do go on.
J: So uh what's you favorite color?
R: None, I'm not a freaky deaky valley. No offense Kitty! However I think girls wear pink to attract guys.
J: How strange, anyways who do you most admire?
R: Logan, I guess. He is always there for the students and come on he did help me through when my powers got out of control.
J: Ok I get point. I just have to know this. Did Jean ever thank you for helping her get rid of the load of power?
R: No! She was smelling roses when I was having that chat with Scott. I swear I'm so unappreciatied around here. But I gotta admit. It was fun-ny when I used her own powers against her. She went flying back. Kodak moment!
J: You weren't kidding!!!
J: SO how was that kiss with Gambit? Yeah Rogue, we all saw that episode.
R: Ok, this is like the last time before I knock your lights outs. I was under mind control, how I was supposed to know what was going on? Two, what the hell are you talking about episode? You mean everything we do is recorded on tape?
J: Err ... yeah, I guess. Gambit looked kinda surprised though.
R: Go ask Gambit the next time you see him.
J: Yeah ok. Did you actually like that guy Cody? He really liked you. That's like the first person who wanted to get close to you that is a human.
R: It would have never worked. Why? He is a jock and I'm little Miss Nobody. Besides I'm a mutant, he'd probably like away screaming if he sees me.
J: How's Mardi Gras with Gambit?
R: It was cool. Been a long time before I had went ot Mardi Gras.
J: You know, that was really classy of you when you returned th wallet.
R: Well yeah! I'm not a thief. That's Gambit, he's just plain pathetic if you ask me.
J: Are you sure? Do you still have that card?
R: Of course I have his card. We're friends I guess. HEY WAIT!!! Why am I telling you this? This is personal!
J: Err.. um yeah, that's the whole point.
R: O-K I think I should go back to training. Logan isn't a patient person.
J: Ahh you gotta point there. Soo that wraps it up for today. See ya Rogue.
R: Later, and uh watching out for the shooting frizzbees and other booby traps.
J: WHat?! There are more?! I should have known. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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